sabato, agosto 06, 2005

Welcome to the land of dreams

Torniamo dal lavoro e troviamo una lettera che fa piu' o meno cosi':
"Dear residents,

I need to inform you that it will be necessary for us (For us e per me???) to transfer (In treno verso un campo di concentramento) you to another apartment as soon as possible (Perche' non stanotte??). It appears as though having placed three corporate apartments in one location is causing a problem (Problema vostro?????) with the surrounding neighbors.
I understand that there are several people who have become acquainted and enjoy each others company in the evenings (Ma stanno parlando di noi che, sveniamo nel letto appena tornati dal lavoro?) and on weekends. While we understand the need to relax after work, having guest congregate at one apartment home is creating a level of noise that is unacceptable (quanto e' un livello accettabile?), and we can not impede on the rights of others to peaceful enjoyment (Non potete nemmeno impedire un BBQ o non vale il viceversa?).

We have the apartment homes nearly ready for you to transfer (Buchenwald, Dachau, Berger Belsen???) in too and we will inform you on monday wich apartment you will need to pick up the keys for (Grazie molto gentili).

Please understand that we are not criticizing you (Grazie, almeno non ci criticate), however we would like for everyone here at Txxx Lxxxx to enjoy their stay. For this week end please make a conscious effort to keep the noise level down (OK Commander). If you are going to have guests at your apartment please be aware of the level of voices, T.V (Abbiamo una TV???), Radio etc.

Thank you for your cooperation regarding this matter. If you have any question regarding the information above, please feel free to contact the rental office on Monday between the hours of 8:30am to 5:30pm.

Thank you"

Sono stupendi gli americani, amo questo popolo......
Mi chiedo come facciano ad essere cosi' incredibili...