I'm sorry

The first one - of course, not easily forgotten - was kinda nice.

Two... hairy back.

Three, four, five... Six was on my birthday in my parents' room.

-Which birthday?- the...

- We've only reached ?

- I grew up in the country. Lots of rolling around in haystacks.

- OK. Seven...Eight, unfortunately, was quite a shock. Nine, against a fence. Very uncomfortable. Don't try it.

- I won't.

- Was gorgeous. Just heaven, just...

- She was wonderful.

- I hate her, obviously after disappointing. Through the university years. Sensitive, caring, intelligent girls. Sexually speaking, a real low patch.

Broke my heart.

- Years of yearning.... Oh, my God!I can't believe l've reached, elephant tongue.

- and together That was something.

- Seriously?... That was a mistake.

- Suddenly at you make a mistake?

- Wow!So I came after your fiancé?

- No, you were...So there you go. Less than Madonna, more than Princess D.

- I hope.

- And how about you?How many have you slept with?

- Christ! Nothing like that many. I don't know...I don't know what the fuckl've been doing with my time. Work, probably. Yeah, work. I have been working late a lot.

-I wish l'd rung you.

-But then you never rang me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry